Borussia Dortmund Star Gets Five ... in his hair

Gateway fashion drug

If footballers and hair were a relationship status on Facebook, it would be ‘complicated’. Mostly because there is no option for hideously ostentatious. While Paul Pogba has recently cornered the market on hair raising headlines, others have had to really up there game.

Step forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.
Borussia Dortmund’s forward is no stranger to making big statements with his hair and fashion. This is the man who warmed up in £2500 boots that were covered in 4000 Swarovski crystals. Understated simplicity at its finest …

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He has also shown no adversity to carrying super hero masks around in his pants until he scores - with Spiderman and Batman both making appearances from his underoos.

So it should really come as no surprise that not only has Aubameyang got 5 stars included in his new ‘do — but they glow in the dark. Could it indicate he’s pushing for a move to Sunderland and is ready for another power outage at the Stadium of Light?

Let this be a lesson to all - no good can come of lengthy international breaks.