Tax Dodger Seeks Out Le Professeur

Like a unicorn

It’s not been a brilliant international break. Which means only one thing - the rumour mill not only going into full swing, but arguably outdoing itself, even by its own standards.

And with that in mind, according to The Daily Star, Lionel Messi isn’t too happy with the tax man in Spain and could seek a move to the sunny shores of England. Where paying your taxes is optional?