United Get One Over on City with Top Young Player

Has no interest in kit launches

 France Football has went rogue and not named the £49M man boy as top of their young footballers list this year. Manchester United new-boy, Memphis ‘I don’t need to wear a shirt’ Depay, tops their list of 50 young European talents.

Last season Memphis scored more goals than any other player in the Eredivisie. The 21 year old netted 20 and assisted another 5 goals in his 30 starts.

Despite making just over 20 starts between them, Depay’s teammates Luke Shaw and Adnan Januzaj also made the top 50. Something the three of them no doubt will be discussing on their pre-season tour of the US.

Sterling Fit Enough to Cash His Cheques at City

How to transport £50M worth of goods

Although he was essentially on his deathbed last week and was forced to miss not one, but two full days of training — Raheem Sterling pulled through and completed his medical at Manchester City.

The 220-year-old winger was photographed being assisted in and out of the hospital ahead of his £49M move to the Etihad.

With his recovery complete, he will reportedly fly to Australia to join up with his new teammates for their pre-season tour.